Welcome a board.
It's 2007. We are more comitted your safety than ever.
That's why we'd like you to pay careful attention to this important safty information.
First, please make sure that your seatbelt is securely fastened.
Seatbelts can be purchaced for $5.
To fasten, insert the middle fitting into the buckle and tighten the buckle by pulling the loose-end away from you.
To release, purchace a release frap for $7.
Now I know what you're thinking, we never pay for seatbelts before.
Once we reached a cruising atittude, your flight attendant may or may not go down the isle for snacks.
If she chooses to, each passanger will be giving a single peanut.
Lavatories are located at the front and rear of the airport.
Please take a moment to look your safety pamphlet.
The charge for looking at this pamphlet is $3.
The charge for looking at this pamphlet and putting it back quickly is $4.
Should there be a rapid change in cabin pressure, oxygen musks are automatically dropped from a compartment above your seat.
Free of charge.
Place the musk over your nose and mouse, and to start to flow of oxygen, pay your flight attendant $75.63.
As alyways, exact changes are appreciated.
Now I know that some of you are still concerned about getting in air safely, enjoy your flight!